10 Types Of Moms That Suck

This list is great – especially the always happy, chipper mom.
I have totally been guilty if number 9. We still try to avoid no in our house … If we don’t use it she won’t learn it to use it against us.
Before you tell me I misunderstood the spirit of the ‘we don’t say no in our house mom’, let me assure you I get it. Our daughter gets told ‘no’ a ton just not in the form of a two letter word 😊.

Thought Catalog

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I’m not sure if you knew, but I’m pretty much the best, most perfectest mom ever in the history of ever. I don’t need to tell you that’s sarcasm, right internet? Maybe? Eh. Is this satire now? I feel like I used to know what that was but I think I lost it somewhere along the way during my Wild Adventures in Blogging. People seem to have created this new, vague definition. Anyway, back to my perfection.

1. Language Police Mom

Firstly, that sounds like an awesome name for some sort of knockoff Barbie doll; you know the kind made of the same plastic they use for those KoolAid bottle-things that your cheap Aunt used to buy for you years after you’d stopped playing with dolls? Complete with police uniform, perfectly curled hair and a baby under each arm.  

Secondly, I appreciate…

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